tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via nateweger)

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias, via too-stoned-to-remember)

socialismartnature:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

(via beatledirt)

"If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

Roald Dahl   (via alaelia)

(Source: hakeberebekah, via wouldyoufindme)

majestictunes:

balaclava || arctic monkeys

now the shaggers perform
and the daggers are drawn
who’s the crooks in this crime?

(via alex-turner-vacuum-cleaner)

"God forbid
a woman be more
than her
body."

Michelle K., Angry Women and Diet Commercials.  (via polkanots)

(via georgewhoreison)